Blue turd on the window sill

A recent discovery at Monkey Valley inspired me to write this homage to John Denver:Blue mouse

  • Blue turd on the counter makes me happy
  • Blue turds in my bed can make me cry
  • Blue turd means the mouse has found the poison
  • Blue turd means the mouse is going to die

I was very moved by this ditty, although not as much as by the original song by Mr. Denver.